Jessica's mom used to say, "Isn't it a good day to be called Jessica today?" whenever little Jessica was a little cranky. Well, today is definitely not a good day to be called Jessica.
1) It's cold outside.
2) Because it's fall. And you can feel it.
3) All the pervos have found the same swimming pool that Jessica goes to.
4) Bad hair day.
5) Belly just too damn big.
6) Risto not listening to her.
7) Just writing stupid blog.
*poof*